Description

Alright, you asked for it! Straight from the desk where we poke things with sticks to see what they do, here’s the skinny on the new Madgoose Long Sleeve Tee. And let me tell you, this goose? He’s not just miffed. He’s not merely irked. This Madgoose is certifiably, unequivocally, pants-on-head PISSED.

We’re not sure if someone stole his artisanal breadcrumbs or if he just woke up on the wrong side of the nest, but his magnificent, feathered fury is now YOURS to wear. This long-sleeve tee (yes, actual sleeves, for both arms!) channels that raw, unadulterated goose rage into a surprisingly wearable garment.

Perfect for:

* Silent brooding!
* Letting the world know that YOU, too, are not to be trifled with today.
* Warding off lesser, less-enraged waterfowl.

So, embrace your inner Madgoose. Get this tee. Let its palpable indignation keep you warm. Just don’t make any sudden moves when you’re putting it on. He’s watching. And he’s PISSED. You’ve been warned.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!